Barbie : The worse than worst

who is barbie?.Let's try to explain this idiotic terminology.Barbie is wife of barber who drinks strong liquor regularly and pukes in street ,having hangover.This barbie is portrayed as everything else than this truth.she becomes horrible things like mermaid, queen,magician and what not and we watch this shit like watching some epic work.Even if i am high i'll puke while watching this. She does not do what everyone has to do daily.No prize if you guess this correct its going to toilet.She is so unhygienic that people near her die of puking but its removed  from showing to fool us.She is a fraudster who is shown as everything good but is worse than devil himself.She is convicted in every part of world for every type of crime treason,robbery ,terrorism, and what not.Such criminals are overlooked by police ,NGO's as nice skinny girl who actually is 10 ^ 10 worse that 100 years old farty filth in her toilet.(here "^' represents "raised to power" like 2^2 means 2 multiplied 2 times).She  has committed uncountable crimes and even criminal and barons are scared of here. she is biggest mistake anyone can commit .

Fart a trilling review

The basic and most simple definition for fart is sound with smell.All that farting is art.Fart can be simple-made of CH4 (methane) or complex-made of sulpfurous fumes and cyanide which cause death of around 5 trillion innocent microbes,flies,mosquitoes and sleeping in closed room with that substance for just 1 second is like being in gas chamber for 1 year.Some research has shown that staying in such room has 99.9 % mortality rate and is hazardous for health.Some farts are like 50000 million tons weighting Nukes which creates  a crater with effect region spanning to around 300 km.The gas is produced in international quality intestine and left in a international place where there is humongous amounts are released in highly concentrated forms.Only 0.001μg of this 99.9 % concentrated gas is enough to leave your body completely paralyzed .Please wear a mask with big filters so that they don't get corroded with this gas.Don't inhale this gas .MOST dangerous place where you get high dosage of this substance is sullabh sauchalay(meaning-easily avilable death outlet).


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what is 'khaji'

A question many asked me is what is khaji?. Khaji is actually a sweet which are fried sticks made from mixture of flour which is dipped in jaggery  and sugar paste. But in context to my blog it is absolutely abstract,but it has a relative meaning.When sticks are served hot with nice paste and fresh it is very delicious but after keeping for 2-4 days it tastes not that good.Similarly jokes on this blog are time variant and have a negative slope technically.I mean the jokes won't sound as nice as they were when you heard first time.


THIS IS TYPICAL KHAJE (SINGULAR) OR KHAJI (PLURAL)

how to become ben 10

I was always watching ben 10 when i was 10 and still watch now but solved a question about it now,how to become ben 10?.There is no technology made by humans that can make this possible but you can always go for camping and follow a shooting star which is actually a large container with your omnitrix.You may even get christmas or Diwali offer with atleast 10% extra alien but that will make you ben 11 or ben 10.5 ,but you wanna become ben 10.Other method is easy for most of those who took advice from me about omnitrix . Follow a van ,white with red stripes and supersonic boosters and kick open the door and kick that old fart,gradpa till he becomes blue- black  and fart in the mouth of that ben 10.He will die of toxication and then cut his filthy hand and take omnitrix and become ben 10.Don't forget to kick hell out of his ghanta sis ,gwen. Still if you can't do this than go tto nearby bridge and jump from it and when you see a figure in white ask him to make you ben 10.If after trying all the methods you still don't become ben 10 then please thake a shell of coconut ,put water in it , dip your nose and die. ..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... LOL JK☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

HOW DOES HE GET THAT MUCH FART BEHIND HIM?