Fart a trilling review

The basic and most simple definition for fart is sound with smell.All that farting is art.Fart can be simple-made of CH4 (methane) or complex-made of sulpfurous fumes and cyanide which cause death of around 5 trillion innocent microbes,flies,mosquitoes and sleeping in closed room with that substance for just 1 second is like being in gas chamber for 1 year.Some research has shown that staying in such room has 99.9 % mortality rate and is hazardous for health.Some farts are like 50000 million tons weighting Nukes which creates  a crater with effect region spanning to around 300 km.The gas is produced in international quality intestine and left in a international place where there is humongous amounts are released in highly concentrated forms.Only 0.001μg of this 99.9 % concentrated gas is enough to leave your body completely paralyzed .Please wear a mask with big filters so that they don't get corroded with this gas.Don't inhale this gas .MOST dangerous place where you get high dosage of this substance is sullabh sauchalay(meaning-easily avilable death outlet).


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