Tuesday, 24 January 2017

what is 'khaji'

A question many asked me is what is khaji?. Khaji is actually a sweet which are fried sticks made from mixture of flour which is dipped in jaggery  and sugar paste. But in context to my blog it is absolutely abstract,but it has a relative meaning.When sticks are served hot with nice paste and fresh it is very delicious but after keeping for 2-4 days it tastes not that good.Similarly jokes on this blog are time variant and have a negative slope technically.I mean the jokes won't sound as nice as they were when you heard first time.


THIS IS TYPICAL KHAJE (SINGULAR) OR KHAJI (PLURAL)


Friday, 20 January 2017

how to become ben 10

I was always watching ben 10 when i was 10 and still watch now but solved a question about it now,how to become ben 10?.There is no technology made by humans that can make this possible but you can always go for camping and follow a shooting star which is actually a large container with your omnitrix.You may even get christmas or Diwali offer with atleast 10% extra alien but that will make you ben 11 or ben 10.5 ,but you wanna become ben 10.Other method is easy for most of those who took advice from me about omnitrix . Follow a van ,white with red stripes and supersonic boosters and kick open the door and kick that old fart,gradpa till he becomes blue- black  and fart in the mouth of that ben 10.He will die of toxication and then cut his filthy hand and take omnitrix and become ben 10.Don't forget to kick hell out of his ghanta sis ,gwen. Still if you can't do this than go tto nearby bridge and jump from it and when you see a figure in white ask him to make you ben 10.If after trying all the methods you still don't become ben 10 then please thake a shell of coconut ,put water in it , dip your nose and die. ..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... LOL JK☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺







HOW DOES HE GET THAT MUCH FART BEHIND HIM?