how to become ben 10

I was always watching ben 10 when i was 10 and still watch now but solved a question about it now,how to become ben 10?.There is no technology made by humans that can make this possible but you can always go for camping and follow a shooting star which is actually a large container with your omnitrix.You may even get christmas or Diwali offer with atleast 10% extra alien but that will make you ben 11 or ben 10.5 ,but you wanna become ben 10.Other method is easy for most of those who took advice from me about omnitrix . Follow a van ,white with red stripes and supersonic boosters and kick open the door and kick that old fart,gradpa till he becomes blue- black  and fart in the mouth of that ben 10.He will die of toxication and then cut his filthy hand and take omnitrix and become ben 10.Don't forget to kick hell out of his ghanta sis ,gwen. Still if you can't do this than go tto nearby bridge and jump from it and when you see a figure in white ask him to make you ben 10.If after trying all the methods you still don't become ben 10 then please thake a shell of coconut ,put water in it , dip your nose and die. ..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... LOL JK☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

HOW DOES HE GET THAT MUCH FART BEHIND HIM?